Since I've been at the airport since 6am trying to get on a flight back home (oh the joys of flying stand-by) I've decided to write about some of the things that people do that annoy me whilst traveling.


Things you should NOT do while at the airport

• Sing
• Talk extremely loudly on your cellular device
• Argue with your spouse
• Let your children run around like little monkeys
• Sit in the seat right next to me, even though there are plenty of seats elsewhere
• Fart

Things you should not WEAR at the airport

Ladies first...

• High heels. Honey I know you want to look cute, but you have to walk like a mile to get to your flight and I don't want to smell your stanky feet on the airplane when you take your shoes off because your feet hurt from those 8inch stilettos
• Any skirt, dress, or shorts that reveals your bum. I know all the pervy 50yr olds enjoy looking at your ass, but I don't. 
• "Yoga pants" or what I like to call, "bitch I can see every contour of your ass" pants. Once again... do you enjoy gross old men? I mean.. I guess if that's what you're into...
• Skirt/dress with tennis shoes. I don't care where you are. It's not okay. 
• Jeggings. Enough said. 

Gentlemen!

• Socks with sandals.. Ew. 
• Short shorts. You'd be surprised how many dude's thighs I've seen today. 

You know what? I don't even want to finish this. Good day, sir. 

ps. I SAID GOOD DAY!